i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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