Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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