ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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