they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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