Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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