My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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