He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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