so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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