Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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