? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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