alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Help. Why am I so naked?
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