Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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