they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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