Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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