I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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