She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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