I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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