i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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