Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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