At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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