Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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