the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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