what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
