go do what you do best...puke behind churches
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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