dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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