You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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