I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He better not be in your backpack
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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