Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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