when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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