are you so shy because you have an std?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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