Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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