Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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