so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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