UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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