small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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