The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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