I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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