I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
smell my finger.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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