You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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