is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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