I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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