Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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