after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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