found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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