If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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