dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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