I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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