my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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