You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
