You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I made him laugh his dick is mine
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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