this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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