Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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