she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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