We're facebook friends in real life
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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